Coming Soon. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! Naomi Lapaglia: Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! Naomi Lapaglia: This is my home! I will not die sober! What the fuck is going on out here? Cause I cant keep track of your professions honey! They're not buying shit. there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. What the fuck is that kid doing? Take your little bowtie Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office. But I needn't have been. Technically, you do work for me. I don't even know. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. FBI! Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Baby, it gets worse. Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. I don't even listen to it. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Is it Wednesday already? My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! Hey, everybody, listen up! I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: Yeah. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Are you sure? Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): An I.P.O. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: What are these sides? It's a whazy. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Hey, sweetheart! Donnie, what the fuck are you doing, you piece of shit? You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Chantalle: Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. Naomi and I got along. Come on, baby. The Wolf of Wall Street is a 2013 American biographical crime black comedy film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Terence Winter, based on the 2007 memoir of the same name by Jordan Belfort. All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. Good! But we were making more money than we knew what do with. I fucked up! Jordan Belfort: Dwayne: See those little black boxes? Is it, is it mayhem? , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. I just came. That'd be 40,000 shares, John. It's fucked up. No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Yeah. In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say "You're free now!" You be telephone fucking terrorists! Sell me this pen! That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! In which case, you know, we could start fresh. Go to a trading floor on Wall street. That's not why I do it. Oh, California? Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. Its fairy dust. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. Jordan Belfort: Can I have that Danish? Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Companies these people know. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. I heard some stupid shit. Jordan Belfort: [timid] Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023. Naomi Lapaglia: We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. I was born too - too early. Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? Donnie Azoff: You have to excuse my friend. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and I'm also Dutch, German, English. Jordan Belfort: I want to make money. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: What the fuck are you talking about? The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Share the best GIFs now >>> Yeah. Bald as as China doll. Jordan Belfort: Honey, you okay? [offers pen to Chester] So, I presume you're Italian. Jordan Belfort: Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. Naomi Lapaglia: Max Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Trust me, okay? Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. ~ Teresa Petrillo. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. I keep the rhythm below the belt. I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Chester Ming: You just made love to me. I can't go down there, Jordan. Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? Movie Info. Not a stitch. Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Jordan Belfort: and the Yeah, I'm sure. Your hair looks good. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Oh, my God! My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. What kind of person are you? You were calling her name in your sleep! You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Once in the morning, right after I work out. Jordan Belfort: Sides? Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. So boring. I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: You hear me? No? Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Guys with sales experience. The Wolf of Wall Street streaming: where to watch online? Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Donnie Azoff: [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. You cleaning your fishbowl? ~ Jordan Belfort. Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Don't worry about it, I got it. Naomi Lapaglia: Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Why? Donnie Azoff: Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. I'm not ashamed to admit it. You understand? Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: What the fuck are you talking about? Naomi Lapaglia: [holding his child] The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. You're gonna miss it! Mark Hanna: Right, right. Jordan Belfort: It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. Okay? Look! Jordan Belfort: Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: Holy fuck, you did just say that. In point of fact, The Wolf of Wall Street: WOLF OF WALL STREET:Wolf of wallstreet: Wolf of wall st {wolf of wall street}:by Jordan Belfort. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Go on. Mark Hanna: Why don't you do me a favor. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Fuzzy Bear over there? Patrick Denham: With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. [laughing] I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. Jordy, look what you've got here. What do you mean you want a divorce? How do you say rathole in British? On my Dad's side. You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. After all, what was there to say? I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Okay? Jordan Belfort: picks her up. I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Theyre called telephones. That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: We're not gonna be friends. is an initial public offering. Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Okay? I felt horrible. God damn it! Naomi Lapaglia: You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? See. Jordan Belfort: Coming Soon, Regal The IRS, they allow for T&A, it's fine. So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. Rugrat gets busted down in Miami, and guess who happens to be with him? Required fields are marked *. Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. Linette Lopez. This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. Jordan Belfort: Give me a kiss, sweetheart. Chester Ming: You're not fucking taking my children you vicious fucking cunt, you! It had nothing to fucking do with me! Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Max Belfort: Oh, my God. Champagne. Get off me! Am I crazy? Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. Married people can't have friends? Tell me. Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? Mark Hanna: Fuck you! Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. vials of coke. I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. [when asked who is Captain Ahab] Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. Can I finish eating first? Oh my God! Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. I love it. Who? Jordan Belfort: I love you. Bald. Absolutely fucking not. John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. Right! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . Pick up the phone and start dialing! Patrick Denham: Exactly. Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. Her father is the brother of my mom. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Are you behind on your credit card bills? They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. The waves are 20 feet high and building! Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. Jordan Belfort: No shit. It's not on the elemental chart. [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. Exactly. Like the whole Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . I was hooked in seconds. Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Come on. Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. I finished my paperwork and I was, just had a couple minutes. Brad, show them how it's done. Alden Kupferberg: The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Number one rule of Wall Street. More importantly, you will learn. Thats who youre gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort, You be ferocious, you be relentless, you be telephone fucking terrorists Jordan Belfort, Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Agent Patrick Denham, Im not fucking leaving! What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Jordan Belfort: No, no, this can be explained. Ugh! Nicholas the Butler: Mark Hanna: You think I would let my kids near you? I'm still hard. It's not fucking real. Brad: I know, but I don't drink, remember? Let me get that right. I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Hey Paulie, what's up? No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! It'll keep you sharp between the ears. You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! Jordan Belfort: Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. Alden Kupferberg: Let me tell you something. And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. You had a minute? Sell me that pen. Jordan Belfort: Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. No, everything's fine. Max Belfort: What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? I gotta tell you. Jesus Christ. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. That's right! Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Jordan Belfort: Are you behind on you credit card bills? He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. Look at this! Refresh and try again. Don't you fucking Duchess me! Or maybe manipulate events are the more appropriate words. Donnie Azoff: And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. That's why all this confusion. No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. Not to mention countless dollars. Jordan Belfort: Read critic reviews. the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Trust me. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Error rating book. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? Oh, you don't love me? [whispering] Jordan Belfort: I'm sure. Yeah, like Buddhists. Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort, OK, first rule of Wall Street Nobody and I dont care if youre Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet nobody knows if a stocks going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. [to Naomi] Jordan Belfort: Guinea Gulch. [narrating to the camera] Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Tootski?Follow me for tootskihttps://twitter.com/ogfz_https://www.instagram.com/ogfz/ Leah Belfort: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? Naomi Lapaglia: Oh, no. I Ain't Going Anywhere! Is she like, a first cousin? Don't do that. Say hi! Right there? My name is Jordan Belfort. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Jordan Belfort: I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Go on. There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. Its because you have not learnt enough. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Donnie Azoff: Go at it. Nicholas the Butler: Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. I love you so much. Everybody on point! Give me one for the nerves! And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. Brad: Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. it's partly due to dicaprio. So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Naomi Lapaglia: Wed love your help. Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran Stratton-Oakmont, a Long Island-based pump and dump that . I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. Jordan Belfort: Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. People tend to give up. Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Jordan Belfort: He thinks you're fuckin' Gordon Gekko. I haven't eaten all day. All Quotes [narration] Theyre wrapped in sheets. I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. Sound good, John? If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? Fucking whore. Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? I can't untie you! You can sell anything? Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. [narration] It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. They all want something for nothing. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Gotta pump those numbers up. Naomi Lapaglia: Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Captain Ted Beecham: Do I jerk off? Jordan Belfort: Wake up, you piece of shit! Huh? They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! Everyone wants to get rich. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. [raves at Brad] This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! I want to. Jordan Belfort: If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Power. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. 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